“In war I do not like to take sides” -Sergeant Schultz
By Lawrence “Mack in Texas” Hall
If there must be time capsules buried beneath
Statues of bold men wearing uniforms
As a remembrance of man’s noblest ideals
Let us have one for dear ol’ Sergeant Schultz
A recipe for Han’s apple strudel
A bottle of his favorite Pilsner beer
A Cuban cigar from Colonel Klink’s stash
And a menu from the Hofbrau House
But especially the strudel
If we must honor soldiers, as some assert
Let us include their favorite dessert
LogoSophia Magazine 