The Fuel Pump Screen Queen

By Lawrence “Mack in Texas” Hall

She’s fresh and lovely on the television screen
Promoting a recipe for a sugar-free treat
And fashion tips for being In The Scene –
Her face on the fuel pump is ever so sweet

She looks so summery in her fashion tee
As gasoline vapors waft through the air
She whispers a makeup hint only to me
And the best techniques for brushing my hair

She speaks to me so charming and nicely
That I forget the fuel dials spinning so pricely

What do you think?