By Lawrence “Mack in Texas” Hall (Rated G)
Whenever I’m down, and feeling a little blue
I wonder whatever it is I can do
What traditional learning I can pursue
To recover the happiness I once knew
I shun the transient, the ever-new
The latest fashions the unlettered construe
For I will follow Wisdom, just and true
Wherever She leads me, my whole life through
I will never take instruction from a consonant
And I know, wise friend, that neither will you