By Samantha Terrell (Rated G)
You were so thankful, and my friends
Were so proud of my gracious
Charity, seeing
I had aided
You with an ounce
Of peanuts
To help
Fulfill your needs.
But I couldn’t help, as I devoured my sandwich,
Feeling a little ashamed.
And, my friends couldn’t discuss the matter, as they were too busy
Snubbing their own caviar and champagne.