By Lawrence “Mack in Texas” Hall
“Union Pacific: Train Robberies Up 356%…” –News Item
Narrator, old cowboy geezer sitting on the porch and smoking his pipe:
Well, now, Butch and Sundance (I’ll tell you no lies)
Stop the U.P. right in its trackages
And glaring at the passengers one of ‘em cries:
“All y’all hand over yer Amazon packages!”