The Cat as an Argument Against the Concept of Evolution

By Lawrence “Mack in Texas” Hall

On the sixth day God made the animals
The cat generally disapproved of the others
And in a superior fashion licked its paws
In the springtime shade of the very first oak

The very first cat looked upon the very first bird

And ate it

And the cat said that the bird was good

Chewy in musculature and crunchy in bone

Then when the Creator rebuked the cat
The cat ignored Him
And in a superior fashion licked its paws

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Addendum:

Cats, Mice, and Inter-Species Violence
Inspired by Kirk Briggs’ thoughts on eye surgery (It’s complicated)

I have cats and mice
The mice don’t need surgery
But the cats insist